Sweet home alabama cast6/15/2023 ![]() Melanie: Oh, but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as "our money." Just a guess: The words joint checking are flashing in your head right now. Jake: Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. "Melanie": What are you doing? "Jake": Leavin, you done it, you should recognize the gesture. Jake: What the hell is this? Chick food? Melanie: Light beer. Jake: Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve. Melanie: And don't even pretend like you missed me. How's the family?" Melanie: You expect me to say that you look good? What'd, they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left? Jake: Well, how about "Hey there Jake, lookin' good. Jake: You're shittin' me right? Melanie: I've never actually understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you. Jake: Can I help you? Melanie: Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. Pearl: How many times does your only daughter get married? Well other than the other time.ĭialogue Young Melanie: What do you want to marry me for anyhow? Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.Praise the Lord, the South has risen again!.Well even if he is a Yankee, at least he's sober.Careful, you just squashed the state bird of Alabama.You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean.Might wanna save those for the honeymoon!.We weren't aimin' for ya, but I doubt I woulda gone to your funeral.You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup. I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful.and I'm in politics.There is nothing wrong with poor people.What ever happened to responsible journalism?.Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?.Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten.Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel.Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. I better have my lawyer take a look at these.Honey, just 'cause I talk slow don't mean I'm stupid.The only reason I ain't signing is cause you've turned into some hoity toity Yankee bitch and I'd like nothing better right now than to piss you off.If your friends of the bride, stick around! I'm gonna go find me a groom!.Well for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.(Seeing her father in his Confederate uniform, leaving to go to 'battle') "I swear you need a passport to come down here".( On seeing her father in his Confederate uniform): Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I going to explain you in New York?.You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.Oh Bobby Ray.why don't you just go to a gay bar. I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee bitch wife whom he refuses to divorce even though I'm engaged to another man.
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